Ladies & Gentlemen... the Shower Beer

For those of you who have never partaken in a Shower Beer, let me say that it is my distinct pleasure to impart the following knowledge with thee:

You can, and should, drink a beer in the shower.

Now, this little nugget has some time-tested suggestions that go along with it.

1. Thou must never allow shampoo to enter thy beer.
2. A Shower Beer is best in the afternoon or early evening after a long bike ride (or other physically-arduous task).
3. Consume the entire beer before it becomes warm.
4. Tell all your friends.

And on that note, I leave you with a Bomb the Music Industry! song, Showerbeers!

I just got paid/lost my job so it's a heavy night of drinking.
You can smoke in the bar so when I come home I'm stinking.
The smell on my clothes is offending to the nose
But that's not the reason that I'm stepping in.
The only reason I take a shower is so I can drink a showerbeer.